(Some might argue that this ENTIRE BLOG is composed of ridiculous stuff that I do, and to that I say: Probably.)
I'll just give you the most recent top four, because I believe that there should be a statute of limitations on these things. And because I can't remember anything that happened before last week.
Tia's Top Four Most Recent Ridiculous/Embarrassing Moments: I have to post today because it's NaBloPoLifeDrain and I got nothin' Edition.
1) I bought a "Team Edward" shirt for the premiere of New Moon, and wore it with my "Team Edward" sweatshirt. I also contemplated buying some sort of New Moon jewelry. Please send help.
2) I chased my Siamese cat around for ten minutes trying to give her a kiss. I even sang her a song in an attempt to lure her to me. Apparently, she is not wooed by Alkaline Trio. Even the dog looked disapproving.
3) Hubs folded laundry and I started to put it away, but I left some of it, just like, socks, and a couple pairs of my underwear, on the couch. When I came home everything was gone, and in causal conversation, Hubs said that his friend had come over unannounced. I know that my underwear was on the couch but I don't want to ask Hubs if he put it away BEFORE or AFTER his friend walked in because I don't really want to know the answer. AT ALL.
4) I went to McDonald's, felt guilty about it, and then lied to the drive-thru lady and tried to convince her that it was for "my husband's lunch and that's why I need extra BBQ sauce" even though obviously she could care less and me lying wouldn't change the fact that I just shoved a 10-piece Chicken McNugget meal directly into my face. Her knowing look said she wasn't fooled.
What's the most embarrassing thing YOU'VE done lately?
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I live with my folks.... (long story short, layoffs, house loss etc... don't worry, we survived).
Yesterday I popped a Xmas Cd into my laptop and brought up windows media player then walked away... at that exact moment my mom woke up and was walkign through the area.....
unfortunatly the last thing watched on my laptop in windows media player was of an adult nature and it was totally playing when I came back from getting my coffee... my mother said nothing... thank goodness.
EMBARASSING!!!!
(and i've been married 5 years... my hubs and I like to mix things up ok???!!)
Ran into a pole while looking at a hot guy last week. Seriously. It was in Key West, so he was probably gay anyway, and on Duval Street, so he might've been drunk, but I don't think so based on the way he turned to watch me walk on with a smirk on his face. Did I mention I'm married? Completely inappropriate. But he was hot. For real.
Alkaline Trio should have done the trick, which song did you sing?
And speaking of food/humiliation... I just ate a deep fried chicken sandwich slathered in hot wing sauce and ranch dressing over the weekend. I couldn't hide because the waiter watched me eat it. Creepy.
Me? I don't do anything embarrassing.
(Shut up, honey.)
Anyhoodle, I thought you might enjoy this tweet-I think it was Jake Tapper, but I can't find it. Anyway, it began, "Gee, I'm really flattered by all these tweets that say 'team jacob'....oh, wait...."
LOL this is gooooood. Just like Fanged Friday and Song for Sunday, you should contemplate doing a tribute to at least one embarrassing thing a week.
Asking for it may be pushing you a bit, but I thought I'd try.
The other day I walked into a lampost in front of my entire college. Let's just say it took a while for people to stop laughing.
McDonald's. Yesterday. Let's not talk about it.
All of mine are, as you know, very well documented.
I laughed @ #4. I went to the grocery store recently and bought 3 pints of ice cream. The woman at the counter looked at me and said "Wow, looks like someone has a hinkering for ice cream tonight."
...I replied "My Dad does."
First, what's NaBloPoMo!!
I've been reading for almost two months, and still don't know what that is!!
And the most recent embarassing thing that happened is trying to dance like Demi Lovato here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIRTevpj3B0
And I forgot to close my window, which I swear is a huge weird thing for me, since I'm so paranoid, and my neighbors were watching me mess up, it's quite sadder than it sounds!
I totally understand number 1. I remember I saw twilight shirts.. and I just had to drag my bestfriend to the store. (And she wasn't a fan of Edward)She kept going on about how Edward isn't cute but I bought the shirt(s) anyways..
So you're not alone. Send help here too.
I still shudder when I remember how I used to yell at referees working the basketball games of my middle-school son.
[[shudder]]
Now, Tia, why did you make me think of that!
Thankfully, I got over it (mostly) before my daughter played three years later.
I bought the Jillian Michaels exercise DVD and a 6 pack of Sam Adams Blackberry Whitbier. I didn't have enough money but if I was smart I would have bought a box of tampons and a bag of chocolate. It would have warded off any comments from the peanut gallery. No such luck though, the lady carded me and then giggled. On the > side, I did get carded, which was exciting since I will be 28 in 3 months. It's the little things...
Ummmm...I taught two tenth grade English classes in a row with my fly down. Forty fifteen-year olds, mostly boys. 'Nuff said.
fell for that t- shirt!!!!
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Hmmm embarrassing moment for me? Well every time I get tattooed by my artist I find a way to trip, kick or bump into something because while I am a complete klutz, he's also one of the most beautiful men on EARTH, Edwardish only with blue eyes and light brown hair and not a vamp, but whatever..my point is, he makes me nervous so I stumble in the hopes that instead of him laughing at me he will pick me up and carry me off into the sunset, after he tattoos me though, business first :).
Girl, I do so many embarrassing things on a daily basis I can't even remember them an hour later. I always feel guilty going to the drive thru at Wendys and getting their spicy chicken sandwich... large. Even though it's literally a maybe 4 time a year event for me. I feel like the trans fat gods frown on my existence, and they are in the form of the drive thru cashier.
LOL! You are adorable. I drunk-Facebooked a guy last night. Ugh.
Having the nurse practioner who was filling in for my regular doctor (and who was a total stranger) give me a rectal exam because I did something EPICALLY STUPID. That's pretty much as embarrassing and awkward as it gets!
I'm thinking about some of the Twilight-themed makeup and feel awful about it already :/ If I cave and pick some up, I will lose all my accountability in all ways, shapes, and forms. Not even small children will be able to bear being associated with me!
(Mmhmm. I just gave you an idea for your Christmas wishlist, didn't I? You know you want some of that blood-coloured DuWop Lip Venom.)
I'm a student in a professional program, and we had this big fancy dinner thing in which we were supposed to get all dressed up and discuss business, or something (I don't even know). So I had some fruit to eat (I thought that if I got all the meat and cheese that I really wanted, they would judge me, but I seriously doubt they notice/care). So I had fruit. I think eating fruit with your fingers is normal, but apparently that's not social etiquette, so I was trying to use a fork on a grape, and it shot off my plate like a rocket, straight at the guest speaker person at my table. So I went to catch it, but just slammed my hand on the table, squashing it. The guest speaker just stared at me, and was like "Well I'm sure glad you caught that." Then the whole table laughed. I pretty much died.
#4 was GOOD!!!! Go Tia!!!
I got my Team Edward shirt in the mail last Saturday. The day AFTER I seen New Moon.
I'm not going to lie when I say I was sad.
New Moon....lol!! How old are those kids anyway?
That's hysterical @ your cat.
I'm not going to lie, some of that stuff is pretty ridiculous. Wow. Woe. I can't believe you are telling people this! haha...hmmm, It's always embarrassing for me to wave at somebody who i thought was waving at me but really was waving at the person behind me that I didn't see walking up. Than, they both like of look at each other like I'm crazy or something...sigh.
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