Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Coming out.

As some of you know, Ben is coming to visit me.

(Like, today. And holy crap my house is cleaner than it's EVER been.)

(Even Hubs said so. I think he was just patting his own back though, since he was mainly the one who cleaned it.)

To commemorate Ben's visit to our beautiful and bountiful country, I thought long and hard about an appropriate tribute.

A heartfelt song? An interpretive dance? Skywriting? Strippers?

I felt as though none of those were enough.

(Except maybe the strippers. Chippendales, call me.)

Instead, I decided to do something I should have done a LONG time ago, and that's to come out of the closet. The BLOGGING closet, that is. What better way to celebrate?

These pictures were taken by yours truly (note the I-might-as-well-be-12-years-old-myspace-style camera placement) on Saturday night after my brother-in-law's wedding. That's what happens when you're drunk on vodka diets and wedding cake: you let your updo down and take silly pictures of yourself in the mirror while your husband snores obliviously on the couch with his suit halfway off.

(Overshare? Sorry.)

Anyhoodle. I figured it was about time.





Hello, internet.

My name is Tia. And this is my blog.

92 comments:

Kristy said...

I'm just one of your blog stalkers from MI and old enough to be your mother and HEY - It's about damm time!

Tarek said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

(and honz you look great!! :))

Now we wait for pics of you and Benny (probably mugshots cause Lord knows what you guys are going to be up to!)

Kym said...

Nice to meet you 'face-to-face' finally...I'm not old enough to be your mother (ref. Kristy) but am will be 40 in exactly a month from today...

Arrmand said...

Hay I'm a stalker too, lol seems like we are all crawling out of the wood work today, thought i got to admit, I blame beer for that.

Just got to say I love your blog it never fails to bring a smile to my face.

Nicole said...

And now we have solid and undeniable proof that your hair really is absolutely awesome!

Cora said...

You look almost exactly like I imagined you did. FABULOUS, Tia!! Thanks. :-)

ablogofherown.wordpress.com said...

Yay! Yayyayayayayayay!
You're purty Tia!

Lori said...

Yay! Hello Tia! It's great to see your face...FINALLY!

Alisa said...

You're gorgeous! good to put a face to the name and all the funny blogging adventures! <3 have a good visit with Ben!

Lola said...

Hello Tia!

Blondie said...

Oh you are so pretty. I am glad you represent the name Tia well..seeing as we have the same name...lol
Glad you came out of the closet!

I'm just me... said...

Miss Tia, it's so good to finally "meet" you! Hope you and Ben have a great visit.

Shaina said...

Nice to meet you, Tia! I am totally loving the self-described Myspace-style photo, complete with the bathroom background. Love it!

Katherine said...

Glad to finally meet you.

And I knew it! You do have great hair.

Natalie said...

What a welcome treat on a dreary Wendesday morning (in Indiana, anyway). Thanks for coming out - now I can picture the face who churns out the laugh aloud posts I love to read!

Chai Latté said...

OMG, You exist!!!

Jules said...

Aren't you a cutie!!!!! Have fun with Ben!!!

Tova Darling said...

Thanks for sharing! Nice to see you. :)

Dutch donut girl said...

Yep, you look fabulous :)

Sheri said...

Yay for posting pictures and drunk picture taking is always fun! :)

Mikki said...

Yay!!!! I'm so glad you came out of the blog closet!

Becky said...

Nice to meet you...it's about time!!! :)

Mom in High Heels said...

Yea! It's about time we got to put a face to all the wit and humor. And what a lovely face it is. You're gorgeous. But you knew that. Clearly. ;)

Phil said...

Fabulous! Look how gorgeous you are! (I'm totally all excited to meet you, can you tell?) Oh, and having just been to Vegas last month and seeing all the signs, I have to say this: fuck the Chippendales, we need us some Thunder From Down Under! I'm not even kidding when I say how much hotter those guys are, seriously. It may have something to do with the accents (naturally) and the fact that they only wear jeans and are thus that much easier to fantasize about.

Ms. Salti said...

I hope you and Mr. NOR have a blast. I expect pics from all of your adventures.

I have to say, you look totally different from what I expected (not that I really know what I was expecting)! You're gorgeous, and I'm glad I can finally put a face with a name!

loboPoeta said...

I'm sure that when God looks at you it's happy with His creation. It's good to see thru God's eyes how lovely, gorgeous and sweet you are!

H&K...

ALEjandro

Kelly said...

So unexpected and a welcome surprise! Nice to finally see the person behind my favorite blog! You are such a talented writer and always keep me entertained!

Carrie said...

YAY! I'm so glad! :D

my name is Amanda said...

Since you've come out of the closet, I think it's only fair that I de-lurk to tell you, "Tia, I think you and your blog are lovely!" Really.

Courtney said...

It's Tia!

Auri said...

Woooohoooo!!! Tia!!! You are real, well, I mean duh, of course you're real... but I mean... now I can associate you're incredible wit and charm with your super cute face=) What a doll you are! Have a great time with Ben... can't wait to hear about all your adventures! Mwah!

hotpants™ said...

It's nice to put a face to the name. Hello Tia!

Ms. Attitude said...

Beautiful!

Maxie said...

Glad to put a face with the blog!!!

peterdewolf said...

Pretty!!!

Mrs. Priss said...

YAY, finally! :) You're an absolute doll!

steph anne said...

YAY, about time! :) You're beautiful!

Monkey said...

Hey Tia!!

Jamie said...

It's so funny I was just thinking about this. I was wondering since Ben is going to visit if you guys were even going to post pictures!

Now I better see a bunch!

Sassy Britches said...

How funny is it that when I saw the pics I felt like I'd seen them already before? Like I already had a picture in my mind of what you looked like, AND YOU DO! :)

The Rich Ant said...

Well all be dang! I've been away for awhile and low and behold the day I return such a lovely surprise! Well hello beautiful glad to finally see ya.

Sudz N Bubbles said...

Awesome! I think we all take beer pics from time to time but... thanks for sharing with us all. I do agree its great to put a face with (ahem...) the blog.

Cheers,
Cindy

Abby Johns said...

Hi, Tia! Nice to meet (your face), I'm Abby!

Why have you been hiding in the (blogging) closet for so long? That is a tactic usually reserved for hideous bloggers, but you are by no means hideous. You are actually quite pretty!

Keni said...

Absolutely GORGEOUS! (I never doubted it.)
And fabulous hair to boot.

P.S. your blog is my favorite. of ALL time. =]

Aliya said...

YAY!

can we see a pic of Hubs now?? :)

X said...

Why hello, Gorgeous! It's nice to put a face to the wit :) Hope you and Ben have a fabulous time!

Kate said...

Yay!

Andhari said...

I'm glad I'm right on you being so pretty :)

Such a great ocassion, hope you celebrate it with Ben.

Anonymous said...

u look great, but...serious. i would hav thought u'd b smiling lol

Jessica Price said...

wow you're beautiful!

its about time :)

Nelle said...

You're gorgeous, Tia!!

I've been thinking a lot about anonymity on blogging lately also, but still haven't gotten the guts to put myself out there. Congrats on your decision :)!

Matt said...

Hi Tia, nice to meet you.

Rii said...

Finally :D

Yer beautiful Tia!
x

katyhelena said...

Aw, fun pics! You look super cute. :) And way to go on having the house super clean. That's one of my favoritest feelings in the world!

Jill of All Trades said...

Well Hello Tia. Have a great time with your visitor...Ben...
Carla

javacia said...

You're gorgeous! It's so nice to finally see you.

BakerGirl said...

Yay! Hi Tia, It's nice to meet you and your hair looks awesome!

Katie [The BleuTrumpet] said...

Yeah, you and Ben need to take some pictures while he's visiting. Welcome to the world, Tia. ;-)

Katelin said...

oh hey there tia. let's be friends? and um love the purple!

Anonymous said...

Self portraits are always so flattering aren't they? No? They're not? You look great!

SparkleFarkle said...

WOW! You and your blog-banner image are a perfect match! Uncanny! (I can even hear the the theme music from The Patty Duke Show playing in my head!)

Somewhere In Between said...

You look just like I pictured (and also, like Lori Petty when she played Kit in A League of Their Own...but with better hair! Obviously!)

Yet said...

so, you've come out the closet have you? ...feels good doesn't it? hehehe.

*Akilah Sakai* said...

Well ... hello, gorgeous!

Bobbi said...

You're so pretty!

It's about time we all got to see what you look like.

Lauren said...

You are...BEAUTIFUL!

Michelle "Lady Bug" said...

Very cool. I haven't showed myself on my blog yet. Well not a real picture that is. Good for you though!
:D

alexa - cleveland's a plum said...

giiiiiiiiiiiiirl you look good!

Sarah said...

Congrats on coming out :P You are really quite gorgeous! I love your blog!

Sammi said...

My, my! Welcome to the blog world real life Tia! You are incredibly beautiful!

Larissa said...

Lovely to meet (er...see) you, Tia! That's quite a step for a previously anonymous blogger.

Teresa said...

You kinda look like Rosalie from Twilight! Very pretty.

Anonymous said...

I've always wondered if you looked anything like your cartoon avatar. By the way, where did the cartoon gal come from?

mochajavalatte said...

I KNEW you'd be FN GORGEOUS!

Brandy said...

what does your tattoo mean?

Retro_Vixen'78 said...

Finally, Tia, u'r out of your 'shell'. *winks*

We're all glad to finally meet you, hence via computer screen.

I hope u don't expose ur workplace. Or strangers might wana meet u in person next. Hehehe...

Suyog said...

hi TIA
u look stunning and i mean that
its the first time i peeped in ur blog......love to read more from you !!

~J*~ On Life said...

OH.
MY.
GOD.
YOU HAVE A FACE!
And it's amazingly pretty.
I've always wondered what you looked like... just in case I needed to stalk you or something ;P

YAYY. THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!

~J*~

Kerri Lynne said...

WOW, YOU ARE SO LOVELY! I always wondered what you looked like -- trying to match the voice with a face -- but I didn't want to pry and seem like a total e-stalker, ha!

Julie Q said...

Pretty girl!! Have a great weekend :)

Christina said...

YAY!!!! Pretty eyes!

Jawahir Jewels (JJ) said...

congratulation lovely:-)


i wonder when i might be able to do it too :-)

BIBI said...

Okay. Now I can put the face to the BEST. BLOGGER. ON. THE. PLANET.

Eugene said...

God. This moment is...

MONUMENTAL!

Christian said...

Was that thick black hair the entire internet world just saw on your knuckles? lol

Pretty girl.

Sarah Elizabeth said...

Strippers, of course! I love your blogs, they're hilarious. And I know all about cameras and vodka. haha.

Date Girl said...

You took the plunge! Good for you. I'm not sure if I ever will...but then again, I gots me a lot of dirt on my blog. ;-)

Aleta said...

Hello Tia! Lovely pictures and great blog!

brookem said...

i've wondered what you look like!
gorgeous, as i imagined:)
with wonderful hair, obviously.

your wishcake. said...

Hello, gorgeous.

:)

Nice to meet your face. Me likey.

SweetPeaSurry said...

Gorgeous! Just lovely ... you should post more!

blessings!

Hollywood Sucker said...

Isn't it fun to not be anonymous?!

 

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