It's a comb, not a magic wand.

I love my job.

Usually.

But every once in awhile, you get a crazy who has unrealistic expectations. I haven't had one in awhile, but I'm sure I'm due, and by posting this, it will probably happen tomorrow. Still.

Here's my point.

If you look like this:

I cannot make you look like this:

However, I CAN make you look like this:

Thank you.